Sunday, July 31, 2005

Which Lost Character Are You?

I got bored and decided to try and make my own quiz. It's silly but kinda fun.

Here's a link, just click on the Which Lost Character Are You headline and it will take you to my quiz.

Friday, July 29, 2005

Pin up of the Week, Dita Von Teese. I know I keep saying this but this may actually be the sexiest picture of Dita yet. Posted by Picasa

My most recent photoshop contest entry, Aria After School. It was a cloning contest and it's always so much fun to do those, though I'm not 100% sure that they look like they are convincingly touching. Posted by Picasa

Another Photoshop contest entry, Sargent's Liv Tyler. I only changed the face but had a heck of a time actually making it look like Liv, I love the eyes. Posted by Picasa

Okay, one more.

Cool, he's probably my favorite character in the series.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

It's Quiz Day!

The Emerald Knight. You possess one of the most powerful weapons in the universe, and it is powered by your will and imagination. You are the Green Lantern, and no one can match your
The Emerald Knight. You possess one of the most
powerful weapons in the universe, and it is
powered by your will and imagination. You are
the Green Lantern, and no one can match your

Which DC Super Hero Are You?
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Which Marvel Superhero Are You?
To link it (the actual code):

Really? Weird.

Which John Hughes Movie Character Are You?

At least I'm not an Andrew McCarthy character.

How Fucking American Are You?

I admit it, I'm surprised. Is that Gillian Anderson?

Which Horror Movie Character Are You?

"Oh, wait was she a great big fat person?"

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Pin up of the week, Tiffany Shepis. Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

And to counterbalance the reactionist christians here's some porn. I love porn. Porn, porn, porn. Hmmm, maybe I do have a problem. Posted by Picasa

Tits and Explosions!

Ran across this book today and wanted to share it's rediculousness with you all, since you too may be addicted to pornography.

Think Before You Look By Daniel Henderson
The treacherous sea of pornography is drowning millions of young and middle-aged men. Research indicates that sixty percent of Christian men are addicted to pornography. Most are naive and unprepared as they journey into the attractive but deadly waters. The best approach to helping men with this struggle is to give them strong preventive tools.

Think Before You Look: Avoiding the Consequences of Secret Temptation provides a useful and timeless approach to avoiding the temptations of pornography before it is too late. The book is unique because the title does not presume guilt. The content springs from the author's experiences working with thousands of men and counseling many about the painful issues revolving around the porn industry. Each brief chapter explains the practical rationale and biblical basis for steering clear of pornography's clutches.

Teeheehee they used the word clutches.

Beam Me Up Scottie

Doohan, who sweated it out in the engine room of the USS Enterprise as Montgomery "Scotty" Scott on the original Trek TV series, died Wednesday at his home in Washington state. He was 85 and had been battling Alzheimer's disease and, most recently, pneumonia.

Per Doohan's request, said longtime agent Steve Stevens Sr., the sci-fi star will be cremated and his ashes launched into space by the same Houston-based aerospace company that shot the remains of Gene Roddenberry into orbit following the Star Trek creator's 1991 death. Stevens said he didn't know precisely when Doohan's outer space memorial would occur. "As soon as the next flight goes up," he said.

A very cool end for a very cool guy.

In the words of Philip J. Fry, "Not Welchie, not Welchie!" Posted by Picasa

Monday, July 18, 2005

Man I was really off on the time...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says:
"visited more than once. There, though Elrond had departed, his..." from The Fellowship of the Ring-Tolkien

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Cool air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Hell's Kitchen on Fox. Okay, I'm starting to get a crush on Gordon Ramsay, go to hell Aaron!

4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

5. Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The Foo Fighters on MTV Hits and Aaron is reading a review of that new Rhino 90's box set.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A few hours ago to water my plants. It was really buggy tonight.

8. Before you came to the Web site you're seeing this on, what did you look at?
Merna's Blog.

9. What are you wearing?
MST3K t-shirt and Eeyore pajama pants.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, Harry Potter and shopping for sex toys. Wonder what that all means?

11. When did you last laugh?
Minutes ago with Aaron.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Lord of the Rings Calendar, a framed drawing I did of an Indian maiden and a painting of a snow covered house and tree.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah, how the fuck did Pauly Shore get back on TV?

14. What is the last film you saw?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, it was Scrum-diddly-umptious.

15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A new car.

16. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Wipe the Bush family off the face of the planet.

17. Do you like to dance?
Not really.

18. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

19. Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

20. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe, depends on my financial situation.

You are Aragorn

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

At the hill's foot Frodo found Aragorn, standing still and silent as a tree; but in his hand was a small golden bloom of elanor, and a light was in his eyes. He was wrapped in some fair memory: and as Frodo looked at him he knew that he beheld things as they once had been in this same place. For the grim years were removed from the face of Aragorn, and he seemed clothed in white, a young lord tall and fair; and he spoke words in the Elvish tongue to one whom Frodo could not see. Arwen vanimelda, namárië! he said, and then he drew a breath, and returning out of his thought he looked at Frodo and smiled.

"Here is the heart of Elvendom on earth," he said, "and here my heart dwells ever, unless there be a light beyond the dark roads that we still must tread, you and I. Come with me! ' And taking Frodo's hand in his, he left the hill of Cerin Amroth and came there never again as living man.

Since I am Aragorn I thought I would treat you to my single favorite passage in Lord of the Rings. It's smelancholyly, yet so beautiful it makes my heart sing. Okay done being cheesy.

Friday, July 15, 2005

The big night is here, so in honor of the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince here are some images from the bookstore. Within those yards of crime tape are hundreds of copies of the new book. Impressive. Posted by Picasa

In honor of the big release party, we decorated the cafe to look a bit like the leaky Cauldron from the books. Here's some bricks we sponge painted on news print. Behind the fake bricks, walls covered in puke green paint.  Posted by Picasa

From a shadow box I decorated. I call it bubble bat, well for obvious reasons. Posted by Picasa

A quick dry/ erase board sketch of Harry, Hermione and Ron. Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

I'm currently overwhelmed with projects for work's Harry Potter release party so here's a couple drawings I did a few years back. The first is Rygel from Farscape and the second is just a doodle I did while bored.  Posted by Picasa

Another drawing to ogle. Posted by Picasa

Friday, July 08, 2005

Pin-up of the Week: Ursula Andress and a monkey. Who doesn't love those monkeys. Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

And From the Dumb Ass Files...

From Yahoo News:

George Bush, out for a spin on his bicycle at the Group of Eight summit venue, collided with a policeman and had to be treated for scratches on his hands and arms, a spokesman said.

Bush was going at a pretty high speed on the presidential bicycle when he collided with an officer
guarding the Gleneagles golf resort, said White House spokesman Scott McClellan.

The US leader, who had been riding for about an hour, skidded on the paved surface and suffered
scrapes to his hands and arms, the spokesman said, according to a pool report.

He was treated and bandaged by the White House physician, the spokesman said, according to a pool report.

The president was mostly concerned about the police officer, who was taken to a local hospital as a precaution with a possible ankle injury, McClellan said.

"A police officer sustained a very minor ankle injury within the Gleneagles Hotel complex," said a spokeswoman for Tayside police, tasked with guarding the leaders of the G8 nations. She declined
further comment.

The president, who had been riding with a Secret Service agent, was fine, he said. But the bicycle suffered some damage and Bush had to return to the hotel in a car, which had been trailing them.

McClellan declined to speculate about who was at fault in the bicycle accident.

Bush previously fell off a Segway -- a motorized, two-wheel vehicle -- while visiting his parents
in Kennebunkport, Maine, in June 2003 and suffered scrapes to his face when he fainted and
fell after choking on a pretzel at the White House in January 2002.

Two questions, There's a presidential bicycle? and how the hell do you fall off a Segway?

Monday, July 04, 2005

Another pic of Howl and Zofi. Doesn't Christian Bale have a sexy voice? Posted by Picasa

I finally saw Howl's Moving Castle and loved it. I have such a girl boner for Howl, he's so beautiful. Yep I'm shallow.  Posted by Picasa