Thursday, November 09, 2006

Yet Another Reason Why Daniel Craig is the Biggest Pussy Ever!

According to Britain's The Sun Newspaper Daniel Craig was so nervous about his sexy bedroom scenes in the new Bond movie Casino Royale he used stand-ins, admitting “I had stunt men all the way. Stunt penis? I’ve got four or five.”

That's so fucking lame! Why would you bother taking the role? You know Bond always has steamy scenes with his female co-stars. Yes folks Daniel Craig is some actor dedicated to his craft (that was sarcastic in case you couldn't tell).

And the silliest part of this whole thing...he's been naked in other movies! How can a man whose unafraid to get his kit off in other movies be afraid to have a few steamy scenes in the PG-13 rated Casino Royale? How steamy could sex scenes get in a PG-13 movie?

Anyways since Daniel Craig is such a fucking pussy about it, here he is naked. I don't like looking at it anymore than you do but serves him right for being such a fucking pussy.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a fuckin' lame-o. With all the bad press this movie has about this dork's behind the scenes exploits I can't imagine how anyone would want to see it.

Anonymous said...

Geez, and I though Timothy Dalton was a lame Bond.

-Scurvy

Lee said...

ARRRRGGGGGGG Why would you do that!!!!???? that's truly disturbing. You wouldn't think it was so hard to cast someone decent in the Bond role - ummm did I just make a disturbing pun... I'm going to quit now.

Becca said...

Joshua-
I don't know a single person who wants to see this movie.

Anon-
Timothy Dalton is actually my favorite Bond... Becca meakly admits.

Lee-
Hah pun! EWWWWWWWWW!

I apologize for the picture, I shreik in terror every time I scroll past it.

Anonymous said...

I think this new bond movie is financed by KGB. What we call in soviet russia “social mandate.” Look at the guy, doesn't he look a little bit like Putin?

Becca said...

Holy crap now that you say that, Daniel Craig does look a bit like Putin!

EWWWWWWWWW I saw that naked picture of Daniel Craig again. God I am so sorry I posted that. It's still not as bad as those Gil Gerrard pictures.

Anonymous said...

Roger Moore once joked that he did his own fights and car chases, and used a stunt double for the love scenes. Many a true word has been spoken in jest.