Sunday, February 11, 2007

Kate Jackson really?

I found these when I was working on my posts for Wonder Woman Week...so many horrible looking celebrity dolls...so many mistakes. Here are a few of my favorites...or at least the weirdest ones I could find.

Doesn't this Brooke Sheilds doll look broken , like she had been sexually abused in an alley and left for dead, but her clothes are still fabulous!

Do you suppose Dorthy comes with her own ice rink?

Come on...Kate Jackson?

The Orlando Bloom doll...only Orlando Bloom can make Ken look even gayer.

Okay this one is pretty cool.

Wonder Woman rocks in doll form.



This is Dolly Parton but doesn't it look a bit like Jessica Simpson?

What poor child decides they want a Marie Osmond doll?

This is so great! Ken with adjustable mod hair...so cool...so mod.

What little girl would want a Vanna White doll? Pat Sajak sure but Vanna White?

Anyone remember Vitamin C?

9 comments:

Dr. Zaius said...

The Brooke Shields doll doesn't look broken, but somebody is trying to murder her! They have covered her head with a plastic bag! She can't breathe!

I am surprised that she hasn't turned a plastic extra-Smurfy shade of blue by now. Is she OK?

Also, her judgment must have be clouded by her plastic bag assailants. I can't believe that she would knowingly wear that sweater. It makes her look fat!

SamuraiFrog said...

The worst part of the Kate Jackson box is that the painting of her looks like Scott Baio. It just looks masculine. Which is weird, because I consider Kate Jackson quite lovely, and I don't consider Scott Baio masculine at all.

I want a Marie Osmond doll. You know, a life-sized one.

Becca said...

Dr. Zaius-
Oh my god your right I didn't notice the plastic bag! And they say these things are for children...how very sad...

But Dr. Zaius don't you see the sweater is perfect! It will like sooooo coordinate with her head when it turns that smurfy blue color. Like awesome!

Samuraifrog-
That is so sick...but true! Say I wonder if they made a Scott Baio doll? I will have to look now!

Oh and Scott Baio? Masculine? For some reason those words just don't go together.

Marie Osmond freaks me out, not as much as her brother tho. Say maybe the doll could have a recorder inside that plays her greatest hits. Ah musical accompaniement.

Shroom-Monkey said...

I used to have Dorothy Hamill glasses- they were hideous....

Dr. Zaius said...

It could have been worse, you could have had Dorothy Hamill hair!

Becca said...

Or worse you could have had Scott Baio hair.

Joshua Perdue said...

I don't much care for that figure, but I'll take a life sized 70's era Kate Jackson replica ;)

Becca said...

Hmmmm... now that's not half bad. She was the sexiest angel after Tanya Roberts after all.

Kristen said...

I totally had that marie osmond doll. Her dress was fascinating. Her belt was jewely and cool. Her smile was creepy!