Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Day 2- Jack Bauer and 24 Hours on the Planet of the Apes

Jack Bauer and 24 hours on the Planet of the Apes -Part two in the Quit Your Day Job/ Skullcave movie crossover.



This you know the years travel fast. And time after time, I’ve done the tell. But this ain’t one ‘body’s tell. It’s the tell of us all. And you gotta
listen it, and 'member, 'cuz what you hears today, you gotta tell the newborn tomorrow. I was lookin' behind us now. Into history, back.
I see the the Bauer, the Captain Jack, that who saved us from the Apes. They beat us down, they beat us parents. They beat us friends. Then came the Captain and he be doin’ things beyond our reckonin’ beyond the Apes’ reckonin’. And he save us, he save the world.

I 'members how the Captain Jack led us here and how we was heartful 'cuz he'd told us what there once was. One look, and we knew he'd got it straight, killed them Apes. Sent ‘em home. One day, no more and he was gone.

Time counts and keeps countin', and we knows now finding the trick of what's been and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our trek, we gotta' travel it. And there ain't nobody knows where it's gonna' lead. Still in all, every night we does the tell, so that we 'member who we was and where we came from.....but most of all we 'members the man that finded us, Captain Jack, him that came the salvage. And we lights the city, not just for him, but for all of them that are still out there. 'Cause we knows there come a night, when they sees the distant light, and they'll be comin' home.

Okay this might have been a bit obscure but I couldn't resist! Visit Quit Your Day Job to read all about the comic smash hit Godzilla and King Kong Eat White Castle! Hilarity ensues!

5 comments:

cooltopten said...

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Keep up the great work

Lee said...

I so get this!

Becca said...

Cool-
Thanks! and yes, you have a some "cool" blogs there.

Lee-
I'm so glad someone got this!

Dr. Zaius said...

So Jack Baur is the Road Warrior, and he killed all of the apes, huh? I don't think so! Even in your lies, your insult slips through. Clearly you are trying to equate apes with terrorists! This is a vile untruth! You besmirch all that is simian. Apes are pacifists, and we have the guns and the gorrilla army to prove it!

(I love it! Very imaginative!)

Becca said...

Dr. Zauis-
I am so impressed you got the word besmirch in there!

And of course this is fiction afterall no one could defeat my great and powerful ape masters...especially you wiley orangutans.