Sunday, April 22, 2007

Wonder Woman?

...as in I wonder which porno this woman appeared in before she made this audition tape for Joss Whedon's now failed Wonder Woman. Thanks to Craig Yoe for originally posting this.

15 comments:

John said...

That last part with the goofy guy on TV and the sofa made me sorta giggle, but oh my goodness . . . it's like a Russ Meyer directing a USA Network production of Wonder Woman, but with no budget for implants.

eventsnoted said...

The cat fight nearly gave me a "chubby." Until I saw how much make they caked on those gals that is. I love your blogs Becca. I just started my own, inspired in part by you and zaiusnation, you can check it out at www.monkeymucker.blogspot.com

Lee said...

What do you think of this mysterious woman of wonder...

That's gold - I hope the writer they do get to do the film keeps that line!!!

I can't believe she knew that many people who would agree to do that!

Final thought:

Holy horrible acting Batman!

Lee said...

awww man I tried to go to Clarke Wolfe's page but it appears to be down!!!!

Lee said...

Ok I finally got on to her site and I will no longer listen to anyone saying anything bad about her.

She won Best Dance 2002: Milton Lip Sync Contest (for Britney Spears’ “Stronger”)

If you don't believe me it's right there in her resume at:

www.clarkewolfe.com

I'm pretty sure that I'll boycott any Wonder Woman film without her.

Scurvy said...

I thought it was a triler for a Wonder Woman porno at first, but the only wood in it was their wooden acting. Yuck.

Perhaps she should go back to lip synching. Too bad "Puttin' on the Hits" is history. She coulda been somebody.

Joshua Perdue said...

Not only is that one of the most rediculous things I've ever seen, I'm pretty sure that redhead is a trannie.

Dr. Zaius said...

This is an insult to Wonder Woman.

That's not even a very good blue movie trailer. I like my porn to have a little more filth in it, thank you.

Dr. Zaius said...

Hey, Becca, a previous comment by eventsnoted said that we inspired him to make his blog, said that we Monkey Muck. I went and checked it out, and it's great! But then again, I am always a sucker for a website that has "monkey" in the title, and talks about "flinging feces at the powers that be." Heck, he had me at "flinging feces..."

primalscreamx said...

You say "porn" like it's a bad thing...

It's about as bad as the Justice League pilot from a couple of years back. I detected a bunch of southern accents. I wonder if this was some kind of film school project from NC.

Dr. Zaius said...

No mere student film could be this bad. This took the concentrated groupthink of countless Hollywood wannabes and their flunkies.

primalscreamx said...

Yeah, maybe. The actors are bad, but they're not quite as 'real looking' as the typical student film cast.
Becca might be onto them a little with that porn charge.

PJ said...

Talk about flinging feces! That was the worst thing I've ever seen!

Becca said...

John-
You hit the nail on the head sir, the only thing it's missing is a murderous Charles Napier.

Eventsnoted-
Thanks for the compliments! I checked out your blog too and really liked it! (you'll notice the link in my sidebar). Stop by anytime!

Lee-
"mysterious woman of wonder" yes that line is pure genius. I wonder who wrote this? I just have this terriffic image of some writing leaning back in a chair in front of his computer, nodding and smiling. "Yep, I done some good work today I has." he says between puffs on a cigarette and swigs of Night Train straight from the bottle.

Oh dear she has a website! Wow what a resume! How come she left off all the porn films?

Scurvy-
LOL! I can't believe you pulled out Puttin on the Hits! Classic.

Joshua-
Without a doubt sir you are correct that red head is a trainnie.

Dr. Zaius-
Tee hee hee you said flingging.

Primalscreamx-
Porn is never a bad thing but in this case...well...I think the trailer speaks for itself.

and I missed that pilot! But it sounds like it was a "blast" to watch.

Dr. Zaius-
Your right the quality is too good to be sooo amateur, it must be Hollywood flunkies and wannabes.

Primalscreamx-
Yep I bet the porn crew shot it between takes over a couple of days.

PJ-
Tee hee hee you said flinging feces.

Anonymous said...

This is shite. It should never be made! Wonderwoman is beautiful and has her own hair. The cast on this promo was fucking ugly and awful. I was actually hoping to see someone like Carmella Bing.