Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Unusual Hair From the Past...

...or what were they thinking?




Whoah...I always spend three full hours on my hair before a track race. What if Johnny is there? I don't want him to think I'm an animal.



This is a proposed wedding style from a bridal magazine. Yeow it's just so wrong!

8 comments:

Scurvy said...

Good lord! That "Track" pic's blonde girl's hair looks like a bulletproof helmet or something!

J.D. said...

I really like the first chick's. Why? I don't know...

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I'm laughing out loud at those hairdos. Just think of all the hair spray they had to use.

Marius said...

LOL. I love the "track" picture. It looks like something out of an old John Water's movie. Hm, we need to think of a good caption. How about, "The Fort Worth Housewives Annual Track & Field Day. Dress code: Big Hair."

Becca said...

Scurvy-
Maybe the army should invest in Aquanet instead of helmets.

J.D.-
It's actually the nicest of all the styles I put up. Casual and cute!

Dr. Monkey-
I imagine a good chunk of that hole in the ozone is due to these young women.

Marius-
Perfect description! Now if only we could get John Waters to make the movie!

Captain Incredible said...

Bad hair days if ever I saw one...

Speaking as a bald man (well mostly - for streamlining purposes, you understand), one has to respect the aesthetic of symmetry while reaching out to the follicularly and, indeed, 'coiffurely' disenfranchised.

Unfortunately, on Neptune, the young ladies depicted would not survive without intense ridicule and hardship, and would in all probability be sacrificed to the great god Vidalsassoon...

Infidel753 said...

These people were aliens. It's the only possible explanation.

Becca said...

Captain-
LOL! There is nothing cooler than a bald superhero. I bet you can fly tons faster than Superman who has that mop of hair to weigh him down and create wind resistance!

Infidel-
Yes...yes I think you are right.