Thursday, September 13, 2007

Caption Contest!

Yes a caption contest! Based on the extra cool banner made by the extra coolBonK! Take a look at the original photograph below and leave your idea of what The Gorn, The Slave Girl, Kirk and the Klingon are saying/ thinking etc. in the comments section. The funniest comment (as judged by me) will win a very special prize, an original Becca drawing...ooohhh thrilling. Hey who knows I may get famous some day and then it will be worth like a million dollars...or it might look pretty cool on your refrigerator next to your fifth grade report card. So go crazy, go nuts and multiple entries are encouraged! The contest will end on 9/28.


I can't wait to see what you all come up with!

19 comments:

J.D. said...

Gorn: I'm glad we could arrange this meeting between the Gorns and the Federation, Captain Kirk.
Kirk: Well, anything for peace.
Slave Girl
: (thought) Can he see it, can he see it? I don't think my leg can go up any higher...
Kirk: (thought) Captain's log... niice.
Klingon: (thought) It looks like a dead squirrel. (whipers) Is that really what you humans look at all day?
Kirk: (whisper) Not at all. We also have cupcakes.
Gorn: (angry) Hey!

Splotchy said...

Kirk: As you can see, the slave girl's vagina is located on the sole of the right foot.

Lee said...

So a Klingon, a Human, an Orion and a Gorn walk into a bar...

Scurvy said...

kirk: why yes slave girl you nails do look lovely, but I am picking up traces of gorn semen on them...odd

klingon: (thinking) if he'll just hold still while she distracts him I can grab his wallet... and cop a feel too. :D

Scurvy said...

btw- yes I realize it's a comunicator, but to make it work, lets just say it's a tricorder this time...

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Tricorder readings indicate we're going to have an interstellar gang bang!

Kyle Miller said...

Gorn: But wait! Can your slave girl do this? Now how much would you pay?
Kirk: 100 quatloos!
Klingon: 200 quatloos!

BonK said...

[Federation Fables, or, Starfleet Storytime]

While Gorn, Human (recording the story for a PADDcast), and Klingon listen intently, the Orion continues her tale...

In tears, the big tough sehlat held out his paw, like this, and promised the little tribble that he wouldn't eat her if she removed the Borg nanites from his foot.

Distributorcap said...

Kirk: Look Worf, Condi and Dick Cheney are making cameo appearances in Star Trek: Bush Armaggedon

Kyle Miller said...

GORN: Honestly, this has always worked for me.

SLAVE GIRL:(huff, puff) Try it now.

KIRK: Scotty, can you hear me now? Nope, still not getting any reception.

KLINGON: Are you sure that thing is even on?

Chris said...

PimpGorn 5000: "Ssssssssssssooooo fellas, sssssssee anything you like? Only 1,000 creditssssss each, 1,750 for both of you!"

Bubs said...

I can't come up with a caption. I just keep remembering thinking that green alien chick was HOT, and how cool Captain Kirk was that he got to make out with her.

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Ben Varkentine said...

"It's like I always told you, Kirk. Once you go green, you'll always be keen."

SamuraiFrog said...

He's right, too.

Scurvy said...

Gorn: "....where she will then be rendered into... "Soylent Green". Continuing with our tour..."

Captain Incredible said...

Kor (for it is he): I do not understand - why do you make the slave girl take the sobriety test when the Gorn was piloting the ship?

Kirk: Denny Crane...

FunBox Comedy said...

Kirk: After we beat up the green guy, I sleep with the slave girl, and you get her sister.

Klingon: The fat chick wearing a basket? This is intolerable! I'm going home.

Kirk: Apparently Klingon honor doesn't apply to being a good wingman.

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