Monday, January 14, 2008

Since Blogger is Being...

...a bastard and won't let me post any pictures tonight I'll put up more quizes instead.

Which 80's Scientist are you?


Your Score: Winston Zeddemore
168 Heart, 135 Genius, 171 Cool, 134 Excitability

Winston Zeddemore - (Ernie Hudson)
Ghostbusters (1984)

You are Winston Zeddemore. You're not really a scientist, but you work with them, which is close enough. You're the everyman amongst the weirdos and eggheads; you may not have an advanced degree, but you're the first to realize the true nature of the situation because you can see the big picture. And you can be counted on to be there in the end, doing your part to help save the world.

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

Other scientific possibilities:
Gary Wallace
Wyatt Donnelly
Peter Venkman
Jordan Cochran
Egon Spengler
Doc Brown
Newton Crosby
Paul Stephens
Ben Crandall
Wayne Szalinkski
Winston Zeddemore
Ben Jabituya
Lazlo Hollyfeld
Ray Stantz
Buckaroo Banzai
Chris Knight

Link: The Which 80s Movie Scientist Test written by xxyl on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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The personality defect test

Your Score: Robot
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test

Your Score: Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 77% Big Breasts, 54% Big Ass, and 60% Cute!




Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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5 comments:

panu said...

Whoa! The OKcupid dating test called me the Emo kid where yours called you Robot. And we scored the same in the tits and ass test.

:)

Swinebread said...

What I'd like to see is a tits and ass, robot score

Ben Varkentine said...

You scored almost the same on the T & A test as I did, only you like bigger tits and I like curvier asses.

But I think we knew that.

Becca said...

Panu-
I guess you and I would get along well then...at least according to the test...

You have fine taste in women my dear! High five!

Swinebread-
Allright! Robot sex! Giggity!

Ben-
At least now we know there are plenty of girls for both of us!

Neil Sarver said...

Now, I got "55% Big Breasts, 63% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!", which puts me in the same category as you.

I'm a little peeved, though. Someone needs to do the same test and add some questions. Because while I guess my preference to big asses may be stronger than my preference for big tits, as my preference for asses goes, but I mostly had to stare at the asses and, after eliminating the one crappy ass that I didn't like, almost just making up an answer.

But the tits I always knew the answer immediately. And on nearly all of the faces as well.

I think this needs like an extra bit where it asks how strongly one feels on each of them, too, but that would be work, which is probably why no one will.