Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Found Porn?

Where's Captain Kirk going with that...um...stalagmite?

16 comments:

Bradda said...

You totally photoshopped that in didn't you! Priceless.

PJ said...

You're so funny! Looks like his hiding from that menacing-looking alien dude...

M.Yu said...

Wherever he puts it, will be very stalactite!

Randal Graves said...

"Of all the penises I have encountered in my travels, his was the most - granular."

Robert Pope said...

Hey, that's ol' Ted Cassidy (Lurch, don'tcha know) comin' ta get Kirk!

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

Crikey, that's funny. There's a kind of Jack and the Beanstalk look to this pic, with Kirk having been caught stealing from the giant. Only instead of a golden-egg-laying hen, he gets a giant phallus. Maybe if he rubs it long enough something golden will pop out of it...

Dean Wormer said...

He's going to find a bottle of Romulan Ale and the biggest tribble he can get his hands on.

pidomon said...

no wonder the green womun loves him

Ben Varkentine said...

Denny Crane.

Becca said...

Bradda-
I swear I did not photoshop this. Of course It may have been photoshopped but based on where I found it I don't think so.

Does anyone out there remember this scene and know if the photo was retouched?

PJ-
Wish I could take the credit!

M.Yu-
Ha! LOL!

Randal-
OH my god, oh my god, oh my god that was so funny! I can't stop laughing!

Robert-
Looks like Kirk is about to do The Lurch...you know that fancy dance craze...um yeah...dance...

Imaginary-
If it came from Kirk it could only be golden :)

Dean-
LOL! That is too crazy an image! Where is that Cyrano Jones when a man needs him!

Pidomon-
Those Green women have excellent taste!

Ben-
Denny Crane on steroids! err that would make smaller...viagra then I guess!

Dane of War said...

Kirk's lookin' for some green alien lovin'.

Swinebread said...

LOL

Oh gawd! I really needed a laugh like that!

Thank You!

Distributorcap said...

i think that episode is called "What LIttle Girls are made of"

from the first season of Star Trek

Becca said...

Dane-
Who isn't!

Swinebread-
Happy to share!

Distributorcap-
I remember seeing the episode in fact I think I saw it again within the last couple of months but I don't recall if this is a real screenshot or if it's photoshopped. Do you recall?

Never-the-less laughs were had by all and that's the important bit!

Grobianus said...

That is an oddly shaped stalagmite. Perhaps it's the infamous Jimi Hendrix plaster that we've heard so much about?

Percival said...
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