Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Holy Crap!

To read the best most ridiculous Chick Tract ever click here. Seriously! So laughably ridiculous.


Arkonbey said...

First: I thought Ben Stein's connection of Darwin's theories to Nazism and the Final Solution was tenuous, but this takes the cake! ("Evolution does away with morals!"? WTF?)

Second: Each panel is a laugh riot unto itself, but, man, I want the panel you posted on a t-shirt. (Death saying "Hi there" is a close second)

Thirdly: I haven't been to church in decades, but Chick talking about "Jesus' ten commandments" seems to be mixing testaments...

Dr. Zaius said...

Freakn' brilliant find, Becca. Yay! We came from goo!

Magnus said...

Jack Chick is a moron. His ignorance on virtually every subject, INCLUDING Christianity, is so profound as to be awe-inspiring - and not in a good way. That people who don't eat lint off their carpet give him any credence at all is a perpetual source of astonishment to me. I suspect it's because informing oneself requires effort, and these people prefer ignorance to making the effort to learn.

Keep up the good work.

John said...

I think Jesus' Ten Commandments is indeed mixing Testaments, but I guess being Son of God meant he inherited all the important documents, tablets, silverware, etc...

Who is this Jack Chick guy?

Distributorcap said...


Becca said...

Everyone knows that science is evil! Come on! :)

Aw man that would make a great t-shirt! You should check out the Chick Tract site sometime they have some of the best stuff for sale. I highly reccomend the evolution poster.

Dr. Zaius-
Too funny not to share!

Jack Chick is a moron who is completely out of touch with reality. I wonder how many artists and writers they had working on the chick tracts over the years.

Check your email :) soon...

Glad to give you a laugh!