Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Chuck Norris in Action Pants!

They won't bind your legs...and only $19.95 a pair! What a deal!

5 comments:

Randal Graves said...

I'm confused. Wouldn't Chuck Norris just punch through the binding?

Rev. J. Marshall Sanders said...

The only action those pants will see is the high kicking Chuck does in them!

Becca said...

Randal-
Even Chuck Norris cannot punch thru the amazing binding on these pants!

John-
Low blow man...but super accurate :)

Anonymous said...

Chuck tests every pair out so you're guaranteed a good wiff of his essence when you sniff em

Becca said...

Blech! I think maybe he sould bottle his sent and sell it...maybe they could promise it would give folks the power to kick ass chopsocki style!