Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Guess that Movie Week 71

Here are 10 quotes from 10 movies, just let me know what movie the quote is from to get credit for the answer.

Here are the rules:
If you know or think you know an answer leave your guess in the comments section. As people guess I will grey it out and give them credit (using google to find the answers will disqualify you(...I know all and see all...), the person who has the most correct guesses each week will get a fun movie genius award to decorate their blog. Any person who wins 5 weeks (consecutive or non-consecutive) will earn a Movie Master award and must then refrain from guessing for 5 weeks.

And now the guessing:

1. "Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fuelled thrill ride. But there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork." Penh

2. "His worried friends noticed so thin and drawn he was, and tried their best to cheer him up. "She's not good enough for you." "She lacks depth." "They're all alike anyway. Why don't you find a nice, straight line and settle down?" Ben

3. "I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American..." Scoops

4. "How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too."

5. "I go visit her in high school and all the guys she goes to school with are, like, strong and handsome and really, like, funny and do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that. And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb fuckin' stinky-ass turd when I'm there." Penh

6. "Finally there would be a thingamajig that would bring everyone together, even if it kept them apart spatially." Undead Film Critic

7. "Caleb, those people back there, they wasn't normal. Normal folks, they don't spit out bullets when you shoot 'em, no sir." Penh

8. "I'm Prince Precious, rightful heir to the throne of Porno. Years ago, this planet was a veritable paradise. But Wang, a maniacal botanist whose organ was devoured by a crazed Penis Flytrap, could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure, and so, banding together an army of the impotent and frustrated, and armed with a small but effective sex ray, plunged my palace into carnal chaos, and took it over." Penh

9. "If only I could go down that river. To love her in the wild, forget the name of Smith. I should tell her. Tell her what? It was just a dream. I am now awake."

10. "Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk." Undead Film Critic

**Update**
And we have a winner! Congrats to Penh who is one more win away from being the next movie master! Penh you may collect your newest award below:


Thanks to everyone else for playing and come on back next week for more movie guessing fun! And the answers are in the comments...

12 comments:

Penh said...

1. Hot Fuzz
5. Pineapple Express
7. Near Dark
8. Flesh Gordon?

Ben Varkentine said...

2. The Dot & the Line

pidomon said...

great i'm on time and clueless as usual! but my resolution this year is to win this great contest
(maybe a movie qoute quiz for middle aged guys featuring Monty Python and Star Wars? lol)

Scoops said...

3. The Rocketeer

Doc said...

I'm totally stumped! I would guess that eight is Flesh Gordan, but that is just a shot in the dark.

Looking forward to the answers.

Doc

shadoian said...

9. The Matrix

Undead Film Critic said...

6. The Hudsucker Proxy

10. UHF

Laura said...

I have no clue on any of these!

By the way, Star Wars Fan,...I was thinking about you last week when I was watching "Zack & Miri Make a Porno".
In case you haven't seen it yet, they attempt to make a porno flick based on Star Wars! With totally hilarious results! Especially...R2D2!
Ha ha ha!

Arkonbey said...

extra-special points for putting in a line from the Dot and the Line; one of the the greatest animated shorts ever.

dguzman said...

1. Jaws
2. When Harry Met Sally
3. Gator
4. Jane Austen Book Club
5. The Bodyguard
6. Blue Thunder
7. Macon County Line
8. Barbarella
9. Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry

Signed,
Completely Clueless in Cleveland

Becca said...

Pidomon-
I KNOW this will be your year!

Laura-
That movie cracked me up! Part of me wishes they got to make the Star Wars porn just to see the star wars hilarity ensue...

Arkonbey-
I know! I love it too! It's right up there with Donald in Mathemagic Land...I'm a Ludwig Von Drake nut!

dguzmun-
Ha! Great guesses :) Love the bunny pic!


and the answers are...
1. Hot Fuzz
2. The Dot and the Line
3. The Rocketeer
4. Last House on the Left
5. Pineapple Express
6. The Hudsucker Proxy
7. Near Dark
8. Flesh Gordon
9. The New World
10. UHF

Penh said...

Woo-hoo! Thanks for another cool quiz. May I recommend that for the next one, you only use movies I've seen many many times so I can get 10/10? Also, give me a one hour head start and allow me to use Google. Thanks!