Monday, February 02, 2009

The perfect trifecta of found porn...

Ouch. really they didn't see this before they mass-produced this?

12 comments:

Wings said...

Well, that is unfortunate. Or just freaking awesome. Not sure which.

Jason Chalker said...

Wow. Talk about a pump-action weapon.

SamuraiFrog said...

Finally, a toy that will allow me to give Batman an enema.

Anonymous said...

Holy fetishist, Becca!

The buttplug, or is that the bat-plug, the trigger-cock, and the gleeking from the mouth, at least that's what I've always called it when you can use your tongue to squirt pressurized water from your mouth, usually teeth are also involved.

It's stuff like this that added to the "Batman is Gay" philosophy.

As a side not, since this is based off of Adam West's Batman, in every episode where Adam & Burt slid down the poles into the Batcave, while the poles labelled Bruce & Dick weren't always on the same side, the one labelled Bruce was always bigger.

puffdoggydaddy said...

Greatness!

dguzman said...

So many possibilities for just one toy! That's some creative design work, pal.

Becca said...

Wings-
Somewhere in the middle I think :)

Jason-
Hah! I can just see the packaging now!

SamuraiFrog-
Almost spit water after reading that comment I was laughing so hard!

Anon-
"Holy fetishist!" That would look great on a T-Shirt!

I have never noticed the Bat Pole phenonmena but now I will soooo be watching for it! Ha! I said Bat Pole...

Puffdoggydaddy-
Agreed!

Dguzman-
Yeah this guy should have won some design awards I tell you what!

Arkonbey said...

ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew.

Would it have been more disturbing if if it was Robin?

ThoughtCriminal said...

If this was an officially licensed toy, I'd love to know who green-lighted it.

Tangent Literary Arts Magazine said...

I think they knew EXACTLY what they were doing...

Jay Amabile said...

I can only hope that Tommy from Bat-Blog has seen this...unbelievable. lol

Citizen Agent said...

Bring in the Gimp!