Here are the rules:
If you know or think you know an answer leave your guess in the comments section. As people guess I will grey it out and give them credit (using google to find the answers will disqualify you(...I know all and see all...), the person who has the most correct guesses each week will get a fun movie genius award to decorate their blog. Any person who wins 5 weeks (consecutive or non-consecutive) will earn a Movie Master award and must then refrain from guessing for 5 weeks.
Now the guessing!
1. "Well I, for one, am very interested to see what's going to happen next." SamuraiFrog
2. "Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules." SamuraiFrog
3. "You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?" Shadoin
4. "Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in tits and ass." Jaquandor
5. "I'm sick of it, maps, buried treasure, All of it! So ship it, burn it, get rid of that ton and a half of garbage! There ain't no buried treasure, and even if there was, boy, hell, you can't even swim!"
6. "Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You can get it." SamuraiFrog
7. "All I wanted was to sing to God. He gave me that longing... and then made me mute. Why? Tell me that. If He didn't want me to praise him with music, why implant the desire? Like a lust in my body! And then deny me the talent?" SamuraiFrog
8. "I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch." Penh
9. "It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there, so if you boys like, you can go on inside, get yourselves something to drink, wash up, fuck my wife, watch TV - anything you want. Mi casa es su casa. Just don't do anything the Good Lord wouldn't do." SamuraiFrog
10. "Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions." SamuraiFrog
11. "I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad." SamuraiFrog
12. "Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. " SamuraiFrog
13. "I saw someone today. A boy. You know how when you meet someone...and you think you like them? And then, the more you talk to them, you see parts that you don't like. Like that guy on the bench. And sometimes, you end up not liking any parts at all. But this boy is different. I like every part of him. Especially his hands, they're beautiful..." Penh
14. "I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." SamuraiFrog
15. "You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events." (Gabe)
16. "Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut." Penh
17. "Love is a dung hill, Betty, and I am but a cock that climbs upon it to crow." Tommy Salami
18. "You're in trouble, program. Why don't you make it easy on yourself. Who's your user?"
"Forget it, mister high-and-mighty Master Control! You aren't making me talk!"
"Suit yourself." SamuraiFrog
19. "Okay, now let me just see if I can get this straight. You come from another planet, and you're mortal there, but you're immortal here until you kill all the guys from there who have come here... and then you're mortal here... unless you go back there, or some more guys from there came here, in which case you become immortal here... again." Shadoin
20. "Life's a climb, but the view is great." SamuraiFrog
And we have a winner! Congrats to SamuraiFrog who not only wins this week's contest but wins his seventh movie master award! I bow to your movie genius sir! You may collect your award below and we'll see you back for more movie guessing fun on June 9th.
Everyone else can come on back next Tuesday for more movie guessing fun!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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