Thursday, April 30, 2009

A quick drawing of Supergirl and Streaky the Supercat

Hmmm what makes Streaky a Super Cat? Can he lift cars?

Atomic

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Guess That Movie Week 86

Here are the rules:
If you know or think you know an answer leave your guess in the comments section. As people guess I will grey it out and give them credit (using google to find the answers will disqualify you(...I know all and see all...), the person who has the most correct guesses each week will get a fun movie genius award to decorate their blog. Any person who wins 5 weeks (consecutive or non-consecutive) will earn a Movie Master award and must then refrain from guessing for 5 weeks.

Now the guessing!

1. "Well I, for one, am very interested to see what's going to happen next." SamuraiFrog

2. "Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules." SamuraiFrog

3. "You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?" Shadoin

4. "Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in tits and ass." Jaquandor

5. "I'm sick of it, maps, buried treasure, All of it! So ship it, burn it, get rid of that ton and a half of garbage! There ain't no buried treasure, and even if there was, boy, hell, you can't even swim!"

6. "Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You can get it." SamuraiFrog

7. "All I wanted was to sing to God. He gave me that longing... and then made me mute. Why? Tell me that. If He didn't want me to praise him with music, why implant the desire? Like a lust in my body! And then deny me the talent?" SamuraiFrog

8. "I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to be a hot lunch." Penh

9. "It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there, so if you boys like, you can go on inside, get yourselves something to drink, wash up, fuck my wife, watch TV - anything you want. Mi casa es su casa. Just don't do anything the Good Lord wouldn't do." SamuraiFrog

10. "Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions." SamuraiFrog

11. "I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad." SamuraiFrog

12. "Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. " SamuraiFrog

13. "I saw someone today. A boy. You know how when you meet someone...and you think you like them? And then, the more you talk to them, you see parts that you don't like. Like that guy on the bench. And sometimes, you end up not liking any parts at all. But this boy is different. I like every part of him. Especially his hands, they're beautiful..." Penh

14. "I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." SamuraiFrog

15. "You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events." (Gabe)

16. "Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut." Penh

17. "Love is a dung hill, Betty, and I am but a cock that climbs upon it to crow." Tommy Salami

18. "You're in trouble, program. Why don't you make it easy on yourself. Who's your user?"
"Forget it, mister high-and-mighty Master Control! You aren't making me talk!"
"Suit yourself." SamuraiFrog

19. "Okay, now let me just see if I can get this straight. You come from another planet, and you're mortal there, but you're immortal here until you kill all the guys from there who have come here... and then you're mortal here... unless you go back there, or some more guys from there came here, in which case you become immortal here... again." Shadoin

20. "Life's a climb, but the view is great." SamuraiFrog

**Update**
And we have a winner! Congrats to SamuraiFrog who not only wins this week's contest but wins his seventh movie master award! I bow to your movie genius sir! You may collect your award below and we'll see you back for more movie guessing fun on June 9th.


Everyone else can come on back next Tuesday for more movie guessing fun!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Guess That Movie Week 85

SamuraiFrog here once again, filling in for a very swamped Becca. She asked me to handle quote quiz duties this week, so I'll just go ahead and do that.

Here are the rules:
If you know or think you know an answer leave your guess in the comments section. As people guess I will grey it out and give them credit (using google to find the answers will disqualify you(...I know all and see all...), the person who has the most correct guesses each week will get a fun movie genius award to decorate their blog. Any person who wins 5 weeks (consecutive or non-consecutive) will earn a Movie Master award and must then refrain from guessing for 5 weeks.

1. "We started a game we never got to finish. 'Play for blood,' remember?"
"I was just fooling about."
"I wasn't." (Anon)

2. "If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being; you'd be a game show host." (The Thesp)

3. "I don't want to kill everyone, Tom. Just my enemies."

4. "I'm going to Bombay, India, to become a movie star!"
"You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going: Hollywood!"
"Sure, if you want to do it the easy way!"
"I think we picked up a weirdo..." Devilham

5. "Are you really twelve?"
"Yes. It's just I've been twelve for a very long time." Rol

6. "My father taught us not to lie."
"Well. mine told me not to starve. so we both have an education." Tommy Salami

7. "Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash!" Devilham

8. "Listen pal, your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning." Devilham

9. "What one man can do, another can do." Splotchy

10. "Man, that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" BeckEye

11. "I'll give you petro-rabbits."

12. "You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls. And what's worse, you don't care. Because this place, where so many people would die to work you only deign to work. And you want to know why she doesn't kiss you on the forehead and give you a gold star on your homework at the end of the day. Wake up, sweetheart." (The Thesp)

13. "I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a 'recreational vehicle." (Buzz)

14. "Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension." Tommy Salami

15. "It's got a wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it." (The Thesp)

16. "I've lost a shoe, have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe, like this one. It's like this one's fellow, it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that--not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this. But for the other foot." (Tobias)

17. "Now that's a real shame, when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that." Devilham & Tommy Salami

18. "Why the fuck would I want to blow up the Chick-fil-A? It's fucking delicious!" Payo

19. "Wanna beer?"
"It's seven o'clock in the morning."
"Scotch?" Splotchy

20. "You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums." (The Thesp)

**Update**
First off let me thank SamuraiFrog for posting this week's quiz! I've been super busy and it was very, very cool of him to help out! But more importantly there is a winner to announce and awards to give out! Congrats to The Thesp and Devilham who both got 4 correct! Great job you guys you may collect your awards below:

Devilham:


The Thesp:


Thanks to everyone for playing! Come on back next Tuesday for more movie guessing fun...oh and the answers are in the comments!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Whats with that Superman logo?

Aria Giovanni Roman Slave Girl

So sorry for the lack of posts this week, turns out I have asthma which I discovered after having an asthma attack on Tuesday morning. In any case I've just taken a few days to relax and catch my breath but now I'm back! Inhaler in hand and ready to post some sexy pictures as a way of saying thanks for hanging in there!















Friday, April 10, 2009

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Guess That Movie Week 84

Okay I had a really tough day and I am just not feeling up to putting a movie quiz together tonight so here is an abbreviated version.

Here are the rules:
If you know or think you know an answer leave your guess in the comments section. As people guess I will grey it out and give them credit (using google to find the answers will disqualify you(...I know all and see all...), the person who has the most correct guesses each week will get a fun movie genius award to decorate their blog. Any person who wins 5 weeks (consecutive or non-consecutive) will earn a Movie Master award and must then refrain from guessing for 5 weeks.

What movies are these images from?

1.(Buzz)


2.(The Thesp)


3.

4.(Anon)


5.Jason


**Update**
Yeah a 4-way tie! Too cool! And I thought for sure that no one would guess Candy, my hat goes off to you Buzz. Congrats to the winners! You may collect your award below:


And thanks to everyone for playing! Hopefully next Tuesday I won't be so freaking exhausted and the full quiz will return. I will post the answers in the comments.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Crime Detective Comics!

There are so many things wrong with this cover I don't even know where to begin! Was there really a "real police case" of hoods robbing a gorilla's apartment? And...wait...there are gorillas renting apartments? What did he just come home from a hard day at the office to a bunch of thugs robbing his banana stash? And what the hell is that gorilla holding?!?

Demand the best?

This is an AWESOME ad! Eat your heart out Connery!