Monday, January 24, 2005

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

For more on surviving an attack by zombies check out, The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks.



Kristen said...

Ummm ok I dont understand #7... the bike? Like a bicycle or a motorbike? How does that keep you any safer? Unless you are Tom Savini... Is he referring to the motorcycle gang... oh wait probably... nevermind

Anonymous said...

I don't understand # 7 either, stay in a car and drive over them, the bigger the car the better. I also dont understand # 5 (tight clothes). Have on the thickest coat you can find, and have a few layers on. When they sink their teeth into your arm and only come up with a mouthful of cotton, you will be thankful.

Anonymous said...

Come on, guys. Obviously, a bike is better because a car is going to run out of gas sooner or later. And you need tight clothes because jackets and baggy pants get caught on things, or they weigh you down more. Jackets and sweaters make it harder to fight, because they slow down your reach and any attempts at swinging.

Becca said...

Anon #2 kinda said it all. The list after all is based on movie cliches so think of all the ways people have been hung up and attacked in a zombie movie: Cars dying or running out of gas, baggy clothes and long hair getting stuck on things like nails or being grabbed and pulled by zombies. And if a zombie can bite thru skin and muscle they can bite thru your clothes. They may have heads the consistancy of jello but they always have strong jaws.