Look at him go! 

I love bulldogs!

Meet Tyson the skateboarding bulldog. He's so cute, and he can skateboard. He's almost as cool as that squirrel who can waterskate.

If you want to learn more about Tyson check out: http://www.skateboardingbulldog.com/
It's worth the trip for all the really cute pics of him on the site.

Tyson at the premiere of the new Ashlee Simpson movie Undiscovered. 

Is it any wonder he has a 39% approval rating at the moment? 

Guess I don't need to visit Stonehenge after all. 

Oh my fuck Chad Michael Murray what are you wearing? It's bad enough the suit is 3 sizes too big, but that shirt and tie combo looks like they are from the Grimace collection. And those white shoes! What's the matter, didn't have clown shoes big and tacky enough for you? 

Hey those shoes aren't regulation! 

Protecting Janesville From the Fandom Menace

The Janesville WI, police got a surprise this weekend when they responded to a report of an armed robbery at their local Ramada Inn. Apparently the suspect in question was dressed as a Stormtrooper for a Sci-fi convention that was taking place in the hotel but some of the guests, I'm sorry culturally inept morons, who saw him walking around in his costume felt he was some sort of threat, never mind the fact that the marquee outside the hotel announced the sci-fi convention.

How stupid do you have to be? I mean who sees someone in a Stormtrooper costume with a plastic gun and thinks threat? Are we so hyper-sensitive in this post 9/11 environment that every fanboy in a costume carrying a fake laser pistol is a possible threat? Fanboys bring to mind a lot of images but aggressive terrorist is not one, unless you call arguing over the last cheeto or fighting for front row seats to see the latest sci-fi flick aggressive.

In any case after laughing off the silly complaint the police warned the Stormtrooper to not carry the gun around outside of the convention. Makes you feel a little safer in the world doesn't it?

Newly appointed Cardinal, Tarsisco Bertone. Do you suppose he sat up all night trying out poses in the mirror before he came up with this one? And what's that in his hand a cell phone? Are the clergy allowed to use cell phones? Of course maybe they need to keep phones on them at all times in case the big G needs to get in touch, you know in case they run out of milk or something. Speaking of clergy running out to the 7 Eleven do you suppose he wears that little hat when he has to run to the store, I mean it looks like a giant tit on his head. Just saying. 

The latest photoshop contest entry. 

What the fuck?

I leave the room for a couple of minutes and my prankster boyfriend decides to put up a fake post. I do not find Ricky Ullman dreamy...

...Or I'm schizophrenic and another of my personalities whose in love with Ricky put up the post. Hell maybe I don't even have a boyfriend. Hmmmm? If it's true and I do have multiple personalities maybe I can get a movie deal out of this, something they'll air on Lifetime. Knowing them it'll star Meredith Baxter-Burney or Stockhard Channing.

I'm sorry, but I just think Ricky Ullman is the dreamiest guy on TV. Yes, I do. 

The poster for the new Colin Firth movie, Where the Truth Lies. I really love the way it looks, so stark yet it's painted. 

Pin-up of the week, Poppy Montgomery. Such a pretty pair of tits. 

You know Kermit the Frog is naked too. 

This comic pretty much describes the way I've been feeling lately. 

The Zombie Survivor Test

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 68%!
Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.

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