Happy Halloween! 

My boyfriend took me to the Brookfield Zoo yesterday for my birthday, here are some of the fun pictures I took. Don't worry I didn't get a photo of the mandrill's fucking, though I do have a picture of Leopards fucking from a previous trip. In this first picture you see a Green Tree Python.  

There's a baby gorilla in the tree on the left if you look closely enough. 

This is Beta the first female Gorilla The Brookfield Zoo aquired 45 years ago. 

Non-marching Penguins 

Buffalo. Have you ever eaten buffalo? It's tasty. 

Polar Bears. Did you know their fur is actually colorless and clear? It's true, it's the light makes it look white. 

This Brown Bear is giving me the evil eye for taking his picture. 

Oh and if anyone wants to get me a birthday cake, this is the one I want. Aria included of course. 

Tomorrow, October 25th is my birthday. Happy Birthday to me and a few of the folks who share the birth date. 

Well said Jason, well said. 

Cheesy Fantasy Action Story #300,812: Part 3

Here it is the last part of AFG: Cheesy Fantasy Action Story #300,812. Special thanks to Samuraifrog with some plotting help (there's a plot?) so the ending is a very special in-joke for him. If anyone else out there can figure out the reference I'll put them in the next Action Figure Theater, or at least a toy counterpart.

I hope you enjoy!

Cheesy Fantasy Action Story #300,812: Part 2

Jack will return in Volcanos are Forever...

Well here it is the second installment of the most recent Action Figure Theater story. I hope you enjoy it despite yet more blury photos and a couple of typos I noticed after I posted the pictures.