As a holiday treat here is a short holiday installment of Action Figure Theater.
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Action Figure Theater: Colin Farrell's Holiday Party
Posted by Becca at Sunday, December 24, 2006
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5 comments:
Jesus these crack me up. Hope you had a merry Christmas
Scurvy, Hope you had a great holiday too!
I am mortified that the Nintendo charecters were not allowed to play in the communist, secular-progressive Hollywood elite's "reindeer games." Nowhere is the drama of man's inhumanity to man so clearly played out than in the den of inequity that is Tinseltown.
I think that Pikachu showed considerable acting range during his "decimation at the door" scene. It is very difficut for toys and action figures to cry on demand, unless as a toy they are specifically designed to do this. For example, Mattel's vintage 1975 Hush L'il Baby doll, or the Republican's war-profiteering Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham action figure.
Colin Farrell scanty attire only demonstrates the bohemian nature of his lifestyle. It's obvious that he wasted away his youth as an artist's model. I am not surprised to find that the philandering Gumby will hit on just about anything when he is away from his wife Pokey. (Claymation figures are always so earthy!)
Skeletor should be careful who hangs out with, as he is still a hopeful for the 2008 Republican presidential primary.
The only normal guest at the party was GOP chairman Bluto. (The Silver Surfer is no longer with the GOP. It is with great sadness that I report that Norrin Radd has been expelled from the party for his involvement in the recent Congressional page scandal.)
Instead of collecting welfare, Popeye, Olive Oyl and Sweetpea should all be out looking for minimum-wage jobs.
Your scathing exposé of the inner workings of the depravity of Hollywood has set back the important work being done by our government to Saving Britney's Marriage! [ 2, 3 ] Have you no sense of decency?
Did you notice that none of the toys said "Merry Christmas" to each other? Even behind the scenes it was all "~Happy Holidays.~" Your toys are just aiding the terrorists! Even the toys of this country are trying to destroy America!
Dr. Zaius-
LOL What a comment!
Most people don't know that Stan "Pikachu" Ford (Pikachu is his stage name) is a shakespearianly trained actor best known for his work in summerstock productions. It's ashame that he's been typecast since his work on Pokemon.
Colin Farrell however is not pantsless because he's a boheimian...no he just likes to be prepared for the ladies.
Do you really think Skeletor could beat Barrack Obama?
The only suprise about the Silver Surfer scandal is that it didn't come out sooner.
As far as the government's campaign to save the Spears Federline union I fully support it...hey it's not like they have anything better to worry about. You know mission accomplished and all.
But seriously...Colin Farrell-artist's model... I haven't laughed harder in weeks.
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8-)
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gumby only has a supporting role - then why is he campaigning for the oscar as lead role?
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i heard brangelina was invited to the party --- but you wouldnt let them bring the kidsssssssssssssssssss.
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the paparazzi are parked outside the Paris Hilton Action Party since booty is happening all over the place there. Even Condi and kd lang are headed there.
boy my parties are dull
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