Sunday, April 22, 2007

Vintage Hires Rootbeer Ads

This kid frightens me...alot...

And so does this one! Ugh!

Ewwww!!! Real root juices? I do like rootbeer quite a bit but just thinking about those root juices has kind of turned me off to rootbeer.

"Darling you can't disguise the flavor of real root juices!"

Hires to you? Ugh...

Bob Hope drinks Hires and so should you! You should also go and see his latest movie Bachelor in Paradise from MGM!


Dr. Zaius said...

I love the image, "Hires and fun go hand in hand..." The beach hot dog stand. The people in that shot look soooo staged. The guy second from the left... clearly his acting ability was enhanced by a mind altering substance. Either that, or he is a Scientology zombie!

The guy talking to the girl on a swing? Oh yes, he's getting laid tonight - Thanks to Hires!

What can I say? The two pictures of the Stepford/Hires Root Beer children kind of frighten me.

Dr. Zaius said...

By the way - Anne Hathaway wearing nothing but a paper bag. 'Nuff said.

Becca said...

Scientology zombie? Oh my stars and garters that is one of the most horrific concepts I have ever concidered. Still it would explain an awful lot about Tom Cruise.

Those chidren are really, really crazy.

And thank you for the Anne Hathaway oh my she can wear anything!