Thursday, June 21, 2007

Better than being that pathetic, drunk ass, eating hamburgers off the floor Hasselhoff.

Knight Rider Hasselhoff

You are Knight Rider Hasselhoff. You kick ass, you're dead sexy, AND you are the proud owner (or perhaps life partner) of a talking black Trans-Am. What else could one ask for?

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Ben Varkentine said...

Can I tell you a secret? There is part of me that doesn't care how pathetic, drunk ass, eating hamburgers off the floor he becomes.

When I was 14, he was the Knight Rider. We're fine for life. Don't tell anybody, ok?

BTW, I got the Baywatch Hasselhoff. Things are looking up...

Scurvy said...

Hmm. My epitaph read

"Cap'n Scurvy"

"I guess this means I'm not hardcore"

Didn't know I was trying for that, but I'm glad we cleared that up!

Becca said...

Did you see Hasselhoff has an autobiography that just came out?

Read this and your day could get a whole lot better!

And I loved Knight Rider as a kid too! Not only did I have a Knight Rider lunchbox but my cousins and I used to line chairs up and pretend like we were riding around in KITT. It was awesome!

Not hardcore? I question the accuracy of this random epitaph generator! Tsk, tsk!

You are SO hardcore!

Dr. Zaius said...

This is for you.