Friday, October 26, 2007

Halloween A-Z

A is for applesCandied apples yummy!
B is for Bela LugosiI never drink vine...
C is for's the most important part of HalloweenI want candy!
D is for dressing upAaaargh me hopes me gets some nuts for trick or treats.
E is for The Evil DeadThe ultimate experience in terror.
F is for Frankenstein's monsterLook! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE!
G is for GhostBooo!
H is for a howling wolfgrrrowl!
I is for IncubusI wonder how Mr. Tamborine Man would sound in Esperanto?
J is for Jack-O-LanternExterminate!
K is for King KongWatch out for beauty she's a killer.
L is for LeavesHelp me I'm falling!
M is for Man in the MoonI'm watching you...
N is for a dark and stormy nightoooh spooky
O is for Operascary and perfect
P is for pumpkin patch He'll come here because I have the most sincere pumpkin patch and he respects sincerity.
Q is for a spooky Halloween Quiltbrrr be careful I might give you nightmares!
R is for RavensThey'll steal your soul...
S is for skeletonOh fuck skeletons!
T is for tricks or treatsTrick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat!
U is for urban mythsLook out kiddies!
V is for vampire loversso naughty
W is for witchhubba hubba
X is for X-Ray SpecsSo you can see what's in the treat bag you are about to steal from the kid in the Wolverine costume.
Y is for Baba YagaDon't wander off into the forest alone...
Z is for ZombiesBrains...


Randal Graves said...

Do not adjust your TV set, Halloween is now controlling transmission. But I choose horror flicks as the most important part of the day. My kids can have the candy. Man, I sound fucking old. Fire up thee ole DVD!

Dr. Zaius said...

Hey! I thought that Z was for Zaius! What a delightful idea for a post, though.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You are too cool. Great post!

Becca said...

Okay, okay now that I got my candy fix from the local Wal-Mart I have to agree with you that horror movies are the best part of Halloween. So what do you think the scarriest movie you've ever seen is?

Dr. Zaius-
Z is for Zaius! Damn I missed out on an opportunity there!

Dr. Monkey-
You are too kind! But thank you!

Randal Graves said...

Oh, holy hell, that's like asking what my favorite album is. I must temporary cop out and not answer while I think about it! There's so many ways to measure scary. I think the psychological stuff resonates longer than the torture porn stuff like Saw and Hostel. I will say that Hellraiser was quite effective when I first saw it. Shit, it's been TWENTY years already! But, lest this turn into a novel, I'll stop and think. You should put that up as a post and demand we all answer!

Becca said...

You are right that's a tough call but I will indeed steal that idea and post the "what's your favorite horror movie" question.

Thank you for the brilliant idea!

Batocchio said...

Well done!

Heidi Nyburg said...

I love this post. U is great! Where did you find the razor blade apple pic, it's great. I totally remember being afraid of apples on Halloween.