The truth has been changed to protect the identity of my lies...

SamuraiFrog has charged me to tell you seven facts about me that are not true. Unless they are.

1. When I was 7 I saved the world from an alien invasion. It wasn't too difficult I just led a trail of Reeses Pieces into a near by incinerator. Like I was going to pay the long distance charges to let him "phone home" bah.

2. I know how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll, Tootsie pop...but I'm not telling...

3. I once had an affair with Godzilla, he was sweet but no where near the lover King Kong was.

4. My name is not really Becca. My name is Hans and I'm a 62 year old German man with diabetes.

5. I had a dream, I had an awesome dream. People in the park were playing games in the dark and what they played was a masquerade and from behind of walls of doubt a voice was crying out...YATZEE!

6. If I eat after midnight I turn into a Gremlin. Then I destroy World War two airplanes! Hooray! (If you get this I love you!)

7. I've read Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus so many times I know the book by heart. John Gray is my homey.


I now get to encourage other folks to lie to me and the rest of the world: Scurvy, Ben, Captain Incredible Lee and Swinebread