Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Week 65: Bond, James Bond

Lazy Eye Theater is hosting a James Bond Blog-A-Thon and even though it's a day early I thought I would participate by making this week's quote quiz Bond themed!

Here are the rules:
If you know or think you know the source of the movie quote please leave your guess in the comments section. As people guess the source of the quote I will grey it out and give them credit (using google to find the answers will disqualify you), the person who has the most correct guesses each week will get a fun movie genius award to decorate their blog. Any person who wins 5 weeks (consecutive or non-consecutive) will earn a Movie Master award and must then refrain from guessing for 5 weeks but a master can email quote suggestions for the game.

Now pay attention 007!

1. "If we destroy Kansas the world may not hear about it for years" Jaquandor

2. "Most girls just paddle around, you swim like a man." Sunandheir

3. "Is he still there?"
"You must be joking! Double-0 seven on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!"
(The Thesp)

4. "In London, April's a spring month."
"Oh yeah? And what are you, the weatherman? I mean, for crying out loud... another stiff-ass Brit, with your secret codes and your passwords. One of these days you guys are gonna learn just to drop it."
(The Thesp)

5. "Your mouth is the right size, for me that is." (The Thesp)

6. "Good to see you Mr. Bond. Things've been awfully dull 'round here. I hope we're going to see some gratuitous sex and violence in this one!"
"I certainly hope so too."

7. "Is THIS the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?"
"There seems to be some mistake. My name is..."
"Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take this honkey out and WASTE HIM! NOW!"

8. "Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?"

9. "if I'm gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke?"
"Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr.Bond."

10. "Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream." (The Thesp)

11. "Are you looking for shells?"
"No I'm just looking"

12. "Look after Mr. Bond, see that some harm comes to him." (The Thesp)

13. "We have nothing to declare."
"Except this cello."

14. "This never happened to the other fellow." (The Thesp)

15. "With all due respect, M, I think you don't have the balls for this job."
"Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time."

16. "Who would pay one million dollars to have me killed?"
"Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors...the list is endless."
(The Thesp)

17. "Vodka martini, plenty of ice... if you can spare it." (The Thesp)

18. "My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!" Sunandheir

19. "Don't you know iguanas are a girls best friend?" (The Thesp)

20. "Observe, Mr. Bond, the instruments of Armageddon." (The Thesp)

21. "Hello. My name is James St. John Smythe. I'm English." (The Thesp)

22. "I was wrong about you."
"Yeah, how so?"
"I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

I am impressed by all the Bond know-how here! But there can be only one so congrats to The Thesp who wins with an impressive 11 correct guesses! Way to go man! You may collect your award below:

And thanks again to everyone who played! And remember to come on back next week for more movie guessing fun!


Anonymous said...

Dang it! Looks like I'm early enough to try, and crap if I can remember these quotes...

I remember #10 was said to a girl too young for Bond's tastes, but I can't remember the film...

#22 The World Is Not Enough

Said to Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones.

Unknown said...

Since Spike TV has been replaying all of these either to boost sales on the upcoming Blu-Rays or for Quantum of Solace, I may have a chance...

#2 Thunderball
#3 You Only Live Twice?
#6 Never Say Never Again (Which I just saw for the first time last week)
#7 Live and Let Die
#9 You Only Live Twice....again? *L*
#11 Dr No
#13 The Living Daylights
#18 Goldfinger (My Fave)

Unknown said...

Oh also I saw a cam shot version of Quantum of Solace...very cool. Liked it more then Casino Royale.

Anonymous said...

Think I'll do well with this one a real Bond freak who had a private showing of You Only Live Twice for his 21st Bday.

1. A View to a Kill (Not 100% on this)
2. Thunderball
3. Octopussy
4. Goldeneye
5. From Russia With love
6. Never Say never Again
7. Live And Let Die
8. Umm, Goldfinger?
9. You Only Live Twice
10. For Your Eyes Only
11. Dr No
12. Moonraker
13. The Living Daylights
14. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
15. Goldeneye
16. The Man With the Golden Gun
17. Die Another Day (educated guess based on the ice hotel setting)
18. From Russia With Love
19. Licence To Kill
20. The Spy Who Loved Me (I think!)
21. A View to a Kill
22. The World is Not Enough

Kelly Sedinger said...

1. Diamonds are Forever
2. Thunderball
3. Octopussy
4. Goldeneye
6. Never Say Never Again
7. Live and Let Die
9. You Only Live Twice
10. For Your Eyes Only
11. Dr. No
12. Moonraker
13. Living Daylights
15. Tomorrow Never Dies
16. Man with the Golden Gun
18. Goldfinger
21. A View to a Kill
22. The World is Not Enough

Steve said...

5 comments and im already shut out LOL but loved the Bond theme. Really looking forward to QoS