Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Guess That Movie! Week 105: Early Horror Movie Edition

For the third week in a row, SamuraiFrog filling in. I can't believe how Becca's being run ragged by work, and this is the least I can do to help her out: keeping the movie quote quiz going.

Since this is the last week of September and I'm on a Halloween countdown, I thought I'd make this a horror movie edition. Thin premise, but why the hell not, eh?

The Rules:
If you know or think you know an answer leave your guess in the comments section. As people guess I will grey it out and give them credit (using google to find the answers will disqualify you(...I know all and see all...), the person who has the most correct guesses each week will get a fun movie genius award to decorate their blog. Any person who wins 5 weeks (consecutive or non-consecutive) will earn a Movie Master award and must then refrain from guessing for 5 weeks.

1. "Love means never having to say you're ugly." (Phibes72)

2. "Lady, nothing surprises me anymore. We fucked up the air, the water, we fucked up each other. Why don't we just finish the job by flushing our brains down the toilet?"

3. "Bad luck isn't brought by broken mirrors, but by broken minds." Yum-Yum

4. "Would you like to hear today's specials?"
"Not if you want to keep your spleen."

5. "Where you gonna go, where you gonna run, where you gonna hide? Nowhere... 'Cause there's no one like you left." Yum-Yum

6. "So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?"
"He's my son."
"Yeah, how'd that happen? You don't look Japanese."
"Neither does he. He looks Chinese." (Penh)

7. "You see, they say it's just an old man... talking. You laugh at an old man. It's them that laughs and knows better."

8. "I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feeI like it, rip the souls from little girls. And from now till kingdom come,the only thing you can count on, in your existence, is never understanding why." (Penh)

9. "You are not content with the stories, so I was obliged to come." (Penh)

10. "There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons..."

11. "I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human." (Penh)

12. "See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle."
"What's that about clown business?"
"Do I stutter, bitch?" (Penh)

13. "Cut his own throat, right?"
"Well that's not the horrific part. Afterwards, in a fit of insanity, he tried to stitch himself back together using an old sewing needle before he bled to death."

14. "Now Sid, don't you blame the movies, movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!" (Penh)

15. "Any zombies out there?"
"Don't say that."
"Say What?"
"That...the zed word." (Penh)

16. "Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow!" (Penh)

17. "Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell." (Penh)

18. "What the hell is going on?"
"Man, I don't know, but that goalie was pissed." Vicar of VHS

19. "Life's a bitch...and she's back in heat."

20. "This isn't the Republicans versus the Democrats, where we're in a hole economically or... or we're in another war. This is more crucial than that. This is down to the line, folks, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the living!"

**Update**
Okay we have a winner! Congrats to Penh who wins his 6th quiz! Way to go Penh you may collect your award below:


Thanks to everyone else for playing! More horror themed quizes yet to come this month! Hooray for October!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Guess That Movie! Week 104

SamuraiFrog filling in for Becca on the quiz yet again. She's been swamped as hell at work, so to make it easier on her, I'm back on the quiz. Hope that's alright.

The Rules:
If you know or think you know an answer leave your guess in the comments section. As people guess I will grey it out and give them credit (using google to find the answers will disqualify you(...I know all and see all...), the person who has the most correct guesses each week will get a fun movie genius award to decorate their blog. Any person who wins 5 weeks (consecutive or non-consecutive) will earn a Movie Master award and must then refrain from guessing for 5 weeks.

1. "Nothin'. There ain't nothin' in room 237. But you ain't got no business goin' in there anyway. So stay out. You understand? Stay out." WIEC?

2. "The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time." padraig

3. "Now and then, for no good reason, life will haul off and knock a man flat." padraig

4. "You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too?"

5. "That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way." (The Thesp)

6. "If his brain's ran down, how can he talk?"
"It happens to people all the time, Jack." Nathan

7. "Someday someone's going to have to explain to me the virtue of a proportional response." Jaquandor

8. "Looks like a burnoose..." Jaquandor

9. "I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do..." (Payo)

10. "Leave it to me. In ten days I'll have us at war with them and make it look like their fault!" Steve ( HOORAY! YOU GOT ONE! :)

11. "You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore." Jaquandor

12. "I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed." (Donovan)

13. "Mother Night! Fold your dark arms above me! Protect me, in your black embrace! I sit alone, an impotent exile... whilst this force, this...presence, returns to torment me!" (G Scott)

14. "Are you crazy? A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio! Gimme a pen, I'm signin'! You're signin'! We're all signin'!" Nathan

15. "I am the Night Rider, I am a fuel-injected suicide machine!" padraig

16. 'If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be anymore surprised than I am right now.'

17. "I ambushed him, hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk ... so he wouldn't get hurt." (Donovan)

18. "I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex."
"Aw, come on. Nothing's more important than sex."
"Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?" padraig

19. "I've seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!" (MarcOflowa)

20. "What's a pagan?"
"Well... it's somebody who doesn't believe there's a divine being dispensing justice to mankind."
"I'm a pagan, too." (Carl)

**Update**
Well congrats to this week's winner padraig who win with 4 correct guesses! Way to go man! Congrats on your first win and you may collect your award below:


Thanks to everyone else for playing and come on back next Tuesday for more movie guessing fun!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Vampirella!

This is a fab picture! They really got the costume looking right here. Say does anyone know if that is Brinke Stevens? It kind of looks like a very young Brinke.



While we are on the topic of Vampie I thought I'd post this cover art with a Vampirella-a-like and apparently Peter O'Toole...weird but wonderful!

Lamest thing in Archie comics ever!

And I know that is a bold statement but seriously they have alleged pop star Colbie Calliat guest starring in the latest issue of Veronica....seriously? Why? Yeah that's gonna help her album sales...



Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Guess That Movie Week 103

SamuraiFrog helping Becca out once again with the quote quiz. They're all random this time around.

The Rules:
If you know or think you know an answer leave your guess in the comments section. As people guess I will grey it out and give them credit (using google to find the answers will disqualify you(...I know all and see all...), the person who has the most correct guesses each week will get a fun movie genius award to decorate their blog. Any person who wins 5 weeks (consecutive or non-consecutive) will earn a Movie Master award and must then refrain from guessing for 5 weeks.

1. "The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid." (The Thesp)

2. "It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!" BeckEye

3. "You're gonna fit right in. Everyone in here is innocent, you know that?" Grandpaboy

4. "You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?" Andy Bennett

5. "My parents left me that house. I was born there."
"You're not gonna lose the house. Everybody has three mortgages nowadays." (Moldy Apples)

6. "Look, John, we can't have you running around out there killing friendly civilians."
"There are no friendly civilians!" Grandpaboy

7. "Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken, I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time, I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?" (The Thesp)

8. "Twenty dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet." Andy Bennett

9. "Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing."
"Beg your pardon sire, but won't we hit our own troops?"
"Yes... but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reserves." (The Thesp)

10. "You know what this family needs? A mute." (Penh)

11. "Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but - well - there haven't been any quiet moments." Nathan

12. "Of course when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it'll definitely be too late."
"How is that gonna be too late? We haven't ordered the pancakes yet." Jaquandor

13. "Link! Your pork is ready!" BeckEye

14. "Pardon me, sir, but I lost my ID in... in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me?"
"Why certainly. I lost my wife, too - her name wasn't Idy, though, and it wasn't in a flood..." (Moldy Apples)

15. "Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints. Show me all the blueprints... show me all the blueprints... show me all the blueprints... show me all the blueprints..." (Donovan)

16. "Did you see anything?"
"No sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again." Grandpaboy

17. "We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured the next logical step was to have us a critter." Grandpaboy

18. "Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough." (The Thesp)

19. "I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food and clear their tables, and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me." Jaquandor

20. "This is from Mathilda." (The Thesp)

**Update**
Sorry these updates are getting later and later life has been a bit hectic lately but as soon as I am able I plan to get back to the regular blogging! But I have a winner to announce! Congrats to The Thesp on his 4th win! One more win and he becomes the latest movie master! Congrats! You may collect your award below:


Thanks to everyone for playing! Answers are in the comments!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Little Lulu I love you-lu just the same!


Anyone know where I can get a copy of Watchmen Babies :P

Fly the friendly skies with Aria Giovanni!









This is like so my new favorite internet meme!


Anybody else out there got any good Glen Coco references?

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Guess That Movie Week 102: The setting of the story!

Tonight I will be posting the names of fictional locations from movies, to win you just need to tell me what movie the location is from!

The Rules:
If you know or think you know an answer leave your guess in the comments section. As people guess I will grey it out and give them credit (using google to find the answers will disqualify you(...I know all and see all...), the person who has the most correct guesses each week will get a fun movie genius award to decorate their blog. Any person who wins 5 weeks (consecutive or non-consecutive) will earn a Movie Master award and must then refrain from guessing for 5 weeks.

Now the guessing!

1. Hill Valley (Bill)

2. Dictionopolis (Arkonbey)

3. Neo-Tokyo (Arkonbey)

4. Puddleby-on-the-Marsh (Nathan)

5. Eastwick (Arkonbey)

6. Little Whinging (Arkonbey)

7. Bedford Falls (Arkonbey)

8. Raccoon City (Anon)

9. Santa Rosita

10. Spectre (Nathan)

11. Verona Beach (Arkonbey)

12. The Emerald City (Arkonbey) & (Anon)

13. River City (Arkonbey)

14. Shell Beach (Matthew)

15. Winter River (Nathan)

16. Tomania

17. Endora

18. Florin (Arkonbey)

19. Freedonia (Arkonbey)

20. Magrathea (Arkonbey)

**Update**
Okay this one was a bit tough :) But either way we have a winner!!! Congrats to Arkonbey who wins this week with 11 correct guesses! Way to go man! You may collect your award below:


Thanks to everyone for playing and come on back next week for more movie guessing fun! Answers are in the comments!

Friday, September 04, 2009

Harry Potter by Campion

Isn't this cool! As far as I can tell the artist doesn't have a website, but I just adore this one.

HRH The Queen

What an amazing likeness! I am so impressed!

Allow me to be crude for a moment....

Two words...ass heaven! God I love Kim Kardashian!

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Guess That Movie Week 101: Teen Angst Edition!

Hi ho, SamuraiFrog here, filling in for this week's quote quiz. Since I'm a teacher and school started up this week, I thought I'd pack the new edition of this little movie test with some lines from high school movies. And thanks to Larry Doyle for "writing" the test. No cheating; this could be one-fifth of your final grade.

The Rules:
If you know or think you know an answer leave your guess in the comments section. As people guess I will grey it out and give them credit (using google to find the answers will disqualify you(...I know all and see all...), the person who has the most correct guesses each week will get a fun movie genius award to decorate their blog. Any person who wins 5 weeks (consecutive or non-consecutive) will earn a Movie Master award and must then refrain from guessing for 5 weeks.

1. "Just once, I want to do something right."

2. "Yeah. We graduated high school. How... totally... amazing." wiec?

3. "Holy shit! It's the mother lode!"

4. "Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks." wiec?

5. "If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at, like, the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night, completely alone, drinking beers, with no women anywhere?" Penh

6. "She's going to show her boobs! Thank you, Jesus!"

7. "Maybe it was a dream. You know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria." wiec?

8. "Biff Wilcox is looking for you, Rusty James. He's gonna kill you, Rusty James." wiec?

9. "Nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... girls only want boyfriends who have great skills." wiec?

10. "He's just doing it to get a rise out of you. Just ignore him." wiec?

11. "I bet you're smart enough to get us some brew." Scoops

12. "Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks." wiec?

13. "How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of them, and you don't have any."

14. "Money really means nothing to me. Do you think I'd treat my parents' house this way if it did?" Scoops

15. "I thought this was a party! Let's dance!" Scoops

16. "All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life--remind me to kill myself." Scoops

17. "Say 'What the fuck.' If you can't say it, you can't do it." Penh

18. "That was way harsh, Tai." Blackwing Rose

19. "Love makes room for fault."

20. "It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit." wiec?

21. "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw." wiec?

22. "Make up your mind, dude. Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?" wiec?

23. "I've just had the best summer of my life, and now I have to go away. It isn't fair." Scoops

24. "All my memories from high school are from tonight."

**Update**
And we have a winner! Congrats to wiec? who takes this week's prize!!! Way to go Mr. Bankrobber your movie knowledge is super impressive! Collect your award below:


Thanks to everyone for playing and come on back next Tuesday for more movie guessing fun! Answers are in the comments.